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Is my son a liberal?

T just informed me that when he grows up, he wants to be a sailor that looks for sunken treasure. When he finds a huge treasure, he will have enough money to become president. When he is president, he is going to make a law that his Dad and I don't have to pay taxes. In addition, we will get a paycheck from the government for at least $1 million dollars per year.

He might be on to something. I think I might actually be able to better spend the bail-out money, and keep track of where it went.